Samuel Poots is a writer and games designer who communicates primarily through Pratchett quotes. He is an associate editor for Cast of Wonders, the YA fiction podcast, and previously worked as a gaming journalist, a teacher in Japan, a dead Wildling, and spent a lot of time assuring tourists at the Causeway he was the new 5ft 4in giant due to budget cuts. He writes both fiction and tabletop games, including contributions to Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay and Jim Henson's Labyrinth: The Adventure Game. If found, please give him a cup of tea and send him home via the nearest post office.

Follow him across social media as @pootsidoodle.